What did I miss?

Why do I always miss everything? Like the end to a joke or the reason everyone is talking about me.......Do you ever walk into a room and say "What did I miss?"I do, all the time. I'm in my own little world. It was brought to my attention that I'm always the last one to get it! Not fair! I'm smart, I should at least have the brain function of someone who has fried there brains with cleaners, drugs and/or alcohol. I mean, I don't normally get perverted stuff and I find that a good thing, but still! *sigh* I need fish oil or something. Charis pay more attention! Ok, I'm done whining.